While taking a piss...

[PokerKingJim]

Sel explanatory really

 

[Addict101]

Oh, I'll break that turd up so tough.

 

[joeyfitzclick]

I try to create a bubble top on the water line with no clear spots.

 

[newbie666]

in a public bath, i piss over the paper to fuck it up

 

[HarryCaray]

Obviously, if it is your own shitter, you try to break it up w/ your stream. Anything that delays having to bend over...

 

[Addict101]

Obviously, if it is your own shitter, you try to break it up w/ your stream. Anything that delays having to bend over...

How true of a statement this is.

 

[barman]

I don't look directly down for fear I will find myself too closely checking out my Modestly Endowed Unit, which can provoke tears of shame and self-effacement.

Such feelings are exacerbated if I have just visited one of the many Free Porn sites listed in Rx Rubber Room threads where all the guys are built like...well, you know.....like NotBarmans.

 

[bigplay]

In my younger days ....it was #1 for sure. Now I just try to hit the bowl.

 

[PokerKingJim]

This isn't an actual turd we are talking about, but rather a skid mark left on the bowl from a previous dump...is there any man in the world that would not try to blast it off the commode with the power of one's piss?

 

[bigplay]

This brought back memories of blasting those f'in things. Like I said I'm old and drink so much coffee, water, + beer that I piss about 16 times a day, and none of em have much power.:drink:

 

[Biggamer3]

i blast away!!!!

 

[Grampa]

Over the years i have gained quite an aim.

 

[Tchocky]

I always try to kill 2 birds with 1 stone.

 

[PokerKingJim]

Yikes